WOW BRO I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT MY NAKED AVATAR RUNNING ABOUT KILLING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHEN YOU PUT ALL THOSE QUEST LOGS AND TILE SYSTEM INVENTORY SCREENS ALL OVER MY FACE GEE FUCK WHERES THE TAILOR I NEED TO SEW ME A NOOSE OF HARDENING AND KILL MY FUCKING GUY FIVE TIMES OVER THANKS FOR THE 14 DAY TRIAL WHERE DO I GET MY FREE AIDS TO GO WITH THIS FANTASTIC OFFER HOPE YOUR FUCKING ENTIRE LINEAGE DIES IN HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT TRAPPED GAS FIRES. FUCK YOU.
Why is it in every game the majority of players decide they enjoy one single map (maybe two), out of the 15-35 available options? In counterstrike you have de_dust2 and cs_office. Team Fortress 1 & 2 had 2fort (granted teamfortress2 finds a lot more map variety with arena mode now) Starcraft had python, and Quake has fucking Campgrounds.
Now what the hell is it about Campgrounds that makes it such good map? Is there something special in the way its designed, was this design intentional or did players just take a liking to it? Is everyone on planet earth a useless robotic pile of rat shit?
WHY TEH FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS PLAY DM6 CAMPGROUNDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING ALL DAY LONG VOTEMAP DM6 VOTEMAP DM6 I CANT GET ENOUGH OF DM6 I ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD SAW FATLITY PLAY DM6 ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO AND HE WAS JUMPIPING AND FLYING AND KILLING EVERYTHING SO FAST AND OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BE INSIDE OF HIM WHERE DO I BUY A RAZER MOUSE FOR MY FACE SO I CAN HAVE 9 VIDEO CARDS AND PLEXIGLASS MY HOUSE AND PUT NEON LIGHTS ON MY MOUSE “MAT” (ITS MOUSE PAD U PIECE OF SHIT NEWFAGGOT) AND RUN 12 CORES AT ONCE AND ACHIEVE VIDEO GAME NIRVANA ON CAMPGROUNDS DM6 OH LORD HAVE MERCY AND SPARE ARMAGEDDON FOR JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS OF DM FUCKING SIX.
CATS|DOGS - A BRIEF JUXTOPOSITION AND COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS - BY PUDRICK
______CATS__________|_______DOGS___________
<li>KNOWN FOR SHENANIGANS AND VARIOUS ACTS OF MISCHIEVIOUSNESS
HUMOR AT A VISUAL LEVEL SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN A DOGS GIVEN THEIR SITUATIONLESS UNIFORM STARE (IE> CAT RUNNING MERRILY THROUGH A FIELD OF DAISES HAS SAME EXPRESSION OF CAT BEING BORN OR CAT BEING MUTILATED WITH SCISSORS ETC.)
DOGS ARE KNOWN AS MANS BEST FRIEND MAKING THEM IE SECOND IN COMMAND WHERE A CAT IS FIRST INC OMMAND AND TRYING TO CONVINCE IT OTHERWISE RESULTS IN A LOST CAT POSTER (HINT YOUR CAT DIDNT GET LOST U CAN RENAME THE SIGN I NEED TO BUY A NEW CAT)
OK THIS IS THE END OF THE COMPARATIVE ANAYLYSS IN SUMMATION CATS ARE FUNNIEST AND BEST AT BEING MISCHEIVESOUS.
Your soldiers triumphantly and decisively defeated your enemy in this battle. Your soldiers owe their lives to your hard work as their leader. In your victory your forces captured 0.920 miles of land from Vanquish. They also destroyed 1.040 infrastructure within Vanquish. There was no technology stolen in this battle. The value of your equipment abandoned in the battle was $0.00. Your forces looted $9.13 from the nation of Vanquish.
UO Bio: Thordice may be better known by old UO veterans as PKGhost, the star of a series of flash animations found on www.pudnation.com. Thor is one of OWND’s founding members, and one of the most prolific killers UO has ever seen.
AIM: tskyyblue
Who the fuck is this guy and since when does he take credit for Pud’s movies? What a cock sucking camel jockey.
http://oldschoolwillneverdie.webs.com/members.htm
PKGhost is a queer.
OH PLEASE VISIT US ON IRC, IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, August 17, 2009
9:46 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: GO TO HTTP://192.168.1.1 , RESTORE TO FACTORY DEFAULTS
9:46 PM - Ls.| llama sheep: y
9:46 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: FIXES YOUR
9:46 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: CSS
9:46 PM - Ls.| llama sheep: what is up with it
9:47 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: ITS YOUR ROUTER
9:47 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: IF YOU DO THAT
9:47 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: YOU
9:47 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: MAKE YOUR CONNECTION
9:47 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: FASTER
9:47 PM - Ls.| llama sheep: ok
Ls.| llama sheep is now Offline.
Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
9:58 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i have a confession
9:58 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i think im gay for you
DarkGhost is now Online.
10:05 PM - DarkGhost: rigggghhht
10:05 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: so…
10:39 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: so i heard you make machinima
10:40 PM - DarkGhost: uhhhhhh wha?
10:40 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: so i heard you make machinima
10:40 PM - DarkGhost: I read it the first time and no
10:40 PM - DarkGhost: the only machinma I make is laughing my ass off
10:41 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeWu7eVCqrs
10:41 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: wat is this then
10:42 PM - DarkGhost: daon’t really have time avoiding a 300 foot god here.. or rather killing it
10:42 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: bro
10:42 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: just use cannon
10:42 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: and rockets
10:42 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: easy boss
10:42 PM - DarkGhost: uhhh outta cannons and this is SERIOUS mode
10:42 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: bro
10:42 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: serious mode is a joke
10:47 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeWu7eVCqrs
10:48 PM - DarkGhost: how the hell should I know? I’m off youtube I just go look up music and thats it
10:48 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i heard thats your machinima
10:48 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: from a reliable source
10:48 PM - DarkGhost: Well I would put more eeffort and besides I don’t fool around
10:49 PM - DarkGhost: unless I’m online with idiots pushing cars into windows
10:49 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i think you want a big black cock inside you
10:51 PM - DarkGhost: I think you need to sort out your sources first I don’t even HAVE a Youtube identity.
10:51 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: i think you NEED a big black cock inside you
10:53 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUKU4VxZ9k
10:53 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: its even the same pic as your steam id page
10:53 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: dont deny it my big strong baby boy
10:53 PM - DarkGhost: So?
10:53 PM - DarkGhost: I’ve seen at least 7 people in diffrent websites use it
10:54 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: because these are the best machinima i’ve ever seen
10:54 PM - DarkGhost: thats your opinon, would you like me to wait while you answer that?
10:54 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: answer wat
10:55 PM - DarkGhost: I dunno I’m going blind
10:55 PM - DarkGhost: then agian I’m just sleepy
10:55 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: maybe we should settle in together
10:55 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: get all smug
10:55 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: ill bring the lube
10:55 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: but you dont want it do you?
10:56 PM - DarkGhost: Sorry but I’m going to have to decline your “generous” offer I’m stuck in Vegas
10:56 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: mmm ill be ther in to shakes of a nigger’s tail
11:00 PM - [☭GP☭] God’s Gift to CS:S: So you gonna be doing a lot of ’slots’ in vegas?
DarkGhost is now Offline.