THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: he da father of my godson
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: oh i see what u
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I ALMOST BRAIN THOUGHT U HAD A CHILD
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: TILL I USED READING
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: ya use it
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: YOU THE CLAVEREST
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: i almost got you
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BABIES AND SHIT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AS IF THEY R REAL
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: they do not exist
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: in
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: the millerverse
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: U DO KNOW I PUT PROUD PARENT ON MINE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: TO UP MY SCORE CHANCES
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BITCHES LOVE A FERTILE SACK
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: heh
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: no jk i dont get laid
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: abstinence
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: best plan
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: too busy fucking the internet shes so wet
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: shes always like pudrick put ur keyboard on shift key
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AND I M LIKE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: U FUCKING WHORE I WILL
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: KILL YOU
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: WHY DO U
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: FUCKING DO THIS
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: EVERYTIME
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I FUCKING WISH YOU WOULD
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: she kept talking shit til i punched her in the mouth + kicked her in the belly
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BITCHES AINT GONNA SLAP THEMSELVES
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: r u the dad from dexters lab
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: MAYBE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: THEN AGAIN IM NOT SURE THE WORLD IS ANIMATED ENOUGH
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: FOR MY KIND
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: NIGGA I GET REAL PRETEND
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BTW IS THAT YOU ON THE RIGHT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: OF YOUR GRANDSON FATHER
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: no that guy a crackhead
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I WAS GOING TO SAY HES WEARNG A DRESS
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AND IS A PRETTY TEA CUP
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: OK MAYBE NOT A DRESS
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BUT ITS A SHIRT ALRIGHT
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: i mean i dress like that too but ok
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: I MEAN THAT SHIRT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: IS LITERALLY
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: MORE CLOTH
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: THAN MY ENTIRE WADROBE
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: AND I GOT A WALK IN
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: GRANTED
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ITS NOT A FULL CLOSET
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: BUT U CAN WALK IN IT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: MOSTLY COMPUTER PARTS
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: are u a cyborg
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ONLY FROM THE WASTE UP
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: WAIT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: HOWS THAT GO
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: DID U ASK ME IF I WAS BLACK
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: yeah
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ONLY FROM THE WASTE UO
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: FUCK
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ASK AGAIN
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: are u a airplane
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: ONLY IN THE AIRPORT
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: delivered
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: that shit
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: on jay leno
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: can i make this
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: a post
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: on my website
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: our conversation
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: i guess if its funny enough
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: wait i care less if u approve
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: its hella funny
JARATE PEE TIME AT THE APOLLO: u fucking grandchild
THE SWISHER SWEET ERADICATOR: im a father
maybe watch it from afar, obsess over its daily what nots and fondle myself to the idea of player on player loot exchange
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The following is in no way sarcasm or spam. and is in fact my issue at hand
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All the fuck you in the world you european fucking scum
So I came across this website, was kinda entertaining to say the least. And as much as I hate Chevy’s and faggots with bowties, it makes this that much better. Here we have a 2010 Camaro approx. 20 hours old that was rear-ended by a great driver to say the least.
Rumors say that it a west coast crip from LA that did the dirty deed, yo.
“Dey waz hatin, tryna keep a brotha down naw meen?”
That car got hit HARD. Kinda about as hard as this GILF.
In other fucked off news, Eminem’s new album has already leaked, so go get it!!!!! It’s pretty good but was expecting better. If you get a chance look up his music video for his latest hit 3AM. It’s all about suicidal things that everyone should try at least once in thier pathetic lives.
So there has been a huge coverage this last week of the shut down of CIA “black sites” which Obama has had his hand in. I gotta say this picture of Waterboarding is hilarious and im sure in no way does this demonstration reflect the real world head in a toilet method the government wont talk about.
Also since the media has no problem walking this nation into a fiery pit allow me to also help terrorism by posting the methods of torture used against al-Qaeda, so they may train and prepare themselves against:
Attention grasp: “Grasping the individual with both hands, one hand on each side of the collar opening, in a controlled and quick motion.”
HEY STOP BLOWING UP TALL TOWERS OR IMA SHAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU *SLAP* HEY
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Interrogation techniques approved in 2002 by the Justice Department and detailed in memos released Thursday:
Attention grasp: “Grasping the individual with both hands, one hand on each side of the collar opening, in a controlled and quick motion.” Walling*: A fake, flexible wall is built, and the suspect is pulled forward and “then quickly and firmly” pushed against the wall. “The idea is to create a sound that will make the impact seem far worse than it is.”Facial grasp: “Used to hold the head immobile. One open palm is placed on either side of the individual’s face.” Insult slap: “The purpose of the facial slap is to induce shock, surprise and/or humiliation.”Cramped confinement: The suspect is placed in a confined space that “is usually dark.” Some spaces allow a subject only to sit down; confinement in those spaces “lasts for no more than two hours.”Wall standing: Subjects are forced to lean with only their fingers for support against a wall 4 to 5 feet away from their bodies in a tactic “used to induce muscle fatigue.”
Stress positions: They include “kneeling on the floor while leaning back at a 45-degree angle” and “sitting on the floor with legs extended out in front of him with his arms raised above his head.”
Sleep deprivation: This is meant to “reduce the individual’s ability to think on his feet and, through the discomfort associated with lack of sleep, to motivate him to cooperate.”
Insects placed in a confinement box: The subject is placed in “a cramped confinement box” and told a stinging insect will be placed in the box with him. Instead, a harmless insect, “such as a caterpillar,” is placed inside.
Waterboarding: The subject is placed on a board with a cloth covering his nose and mouth. The cloth is saturated with water to simulate drowning. It creates “the perception of ’suffocation and incipient panic.’ “
Source: Justice Department
*Alternately subject is forced to play quakelive and is told all the players are legit and he just sucks because theres no way these faggots are in anyway cheating and he is just terrible and should kill himself*
Strange, i’ve shelled out a grand total of ~150 US dollars for the last few years shitty terrible wow imitation mmo’s…. and never lasted through the first 30 days… yet im hesitant to get on board with darkfall.. I just cant take another blow from the let down bully. Haha remember Tabula Rasa… lol what on fucking earth was that all about….
is QUAD DAMAAAAGEEEEE!!!!! lol right before your face gets rewled right the fuck off by some pro fag who one day back in 1999 went on down to electronic boutique or egghead software or whatever the fuck electronics store were called back then, saw a neat silver box with a an oddly mutated III resembling something close to a Q on it and thought hey this looks fun, went home, and never got the urge to turn the game off, ever. He then proceeded to devote his entire life to quake3. Involving himself in tournaments, and tourneys, and scrims, and irc based discussions about scrims and tourneys, and on the weekends he would find himself in some dark room with 10 other fags all wondering when the hell their parents would buy them a broadband connection so they could put an end to these inconvenient miniature star wars conventions.
10 Years later his moment has come.
Now every pathetic scrub newbcake baddy bad, lol maker on the internet gets to feel the power, of the quake3 pro. All thanks to quakelive.com
Hacking cheating bullshit aside, i cant say ive had a boring moment in Quakelive. Back in the day, before i realized how great pussy and alcohol and cocaine felt, i too was a profag, topping the scorecard in minutes with a 4:1 kdr, 5:1 kdr if i hadn’t masturbated in a while, gg. ah pent up youthful rage where have you gone… i can’t say i miss the broken keyboards but the intensity of being 17 and on top of your fps game is something to be reminisced fondly of I have to say.
Unfortunately i have lost that twitch, instinctual uber focus i had ten years ago, but im trying to get it back. In the mean time, little fuckhead basement irc king has got the leg up on me, and its starting to piss me off. So if youd like to join me in quake3 practice i happen to have 10 beta invites. If you want one id be happy to send it your way. add me to icq: 29661800, if you dont have icq you dont even know or care what quake is probably. but if your still interested send me an email pudrick@pudnation.com.
Have you ever picked up from your dealer and just been blown away by the generosity displayed by the obviously overweight satchel. OH SANTA. YOU BRING JOY AND CHEER AND CHRISTMAS JEER AND THE WAITING TO SEE YOU NEXT YEAR IS SOMETHING, RHYME, SOME - OH THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING
Went to a Christmas party for work this weekend and i gotta say. There is something about indians i just cannot fucking stand. I mean the whole time i should be enjoying myself, i cant help but remember the 19 times ive been ripped off by Pechanage indian resveration and casino. (YOU COULD REALLY JUST GO WITH PECHANGA CASINO I DOUBT ANY RESERVATIONS ARE BEING HELD FOR ANY IMMEDIATE BLOOD RELATIVES WHO ARE ALREADY BILLIONAIRES IN THEIR FOUR STORY TEE PEE ON SUNSET BLVD LOL FUCK YOU. Ah but anyhow one time i was at Pechanga and i put 20 dollars in a roulette machine…. that was it. No credit, no game on, no HI WELCOME TO PLAY GAME PRESS 2 FOR BETS PRESS 3 TO FORFEIT. Just a blank dead stare. and a unsettling gut feeling that i had not only just been ripped off by a casino, i had been flat out fucking robbed by a casino. Literally. No Trickery, no oddly shuffled odds for a predictable favor to the house. No fucking leaded dice. Just insert money, and please go enjoy our free tomhawk indian face scalp to the face you white devil.
But honestly aside from the opression and blatant racial profiling that occurs at these “CASINOS” ( lol who fucking has ever won at Pechanga? If you have ever seen a dime from pechanga please let me know. ) the party itself wasnt bad. Got to have some free drinks some free dinner and some free 40 dollars stolen by godamn motherfucking pechanga fucking mafia.
So i think the point here is, if you know it isnt going to work out, regardless of effort, regardless of hope, or prayer… if the odds are just really fucking against your favor.. give up.
Honestly why bother; the years of development, the millions of dollars,(thousands of dollars? how much budget are these fucking people given anyway) , the hype. For what? You still couldn’t dethrone the king. No one gives a fuck about the barons and lords and squires, no the fucking man is the King. Why has World of Warcraft just casually brushed aside all competitition? Ill tell you why, fucking you copy paste something too many times and fucking windows explodes. Albeit that is because bill gates is a giant fucking faggot but nevertheless. The clever fucking analogy here is, you have idiot companies spending thousands (millions?) of dollars to copy what world of warcraft has already done. GEE FUCKING WHIZ I WONDER WHY YOUR GAME IS SHIT YOU UNCREATIVE FUCKING USELESS FUCK. Seriously though I have fucking had it with gaming. Back in the golden era of gaming there was small companies making quality original content. I specifically remember a time when “Graphics vs. Gameplay” was a common argument sprouting around the time the Sony Playstation was released. Since the release of that shitty terrible ass system, all these newgen wannabe myspace gamer scrubs have been soaking the video game economy with their Blockbuster paychecks on rehashed textures, recycled engines, NOW WITH PER PLAXEL DIP SHADING, fodder games. Grand Theft Auto 4 , now with direct3d 10.0z85*, *less features. How do you release the sucsessor to your most popular game, and fucking remove features to add more bump shizzing. Cinematic Experience. Dont get me fucking started on that Hideo Kojima piece of shit and his abortion game series i wont waste my energy typing the name of.
In spite of MMO gaming being god awful aids, FPS gaming remains solid. Counterstrike should get a pulitzter prize or a nobel peace prize because it is so l33t. Its funny too because all of these fucking morons ranting and raving about Call of Duty 4 dont even realize they copy pasted counterstrike to make that game, which is why Counterstrike remains king.
What it do. The names paul wall the peoples champ. Check out mah grille. Bleh.
Go choke on it.
So I’ve been following this new so called top of the line wannabethenextuo game comming out called Dark Fall. I’m sure a bunch of you cocksuckers have been following it as well, if not please take an overdose of sleeping pills and I’ll see you tomorrow. So what do we have to look forward to? Who knows. I was speaking with Pud the other day via icq/aim and we discussed this so called game comming out and the first thing that comes to mind is, “Is this really what today’s generation is looking for?” Who knows, but I know the first thing I’m looking for is pussy and weed second. Get your priorities straight.
If this game is anything like WoW I’m going to flip. Or I’ll just run the streets like my homeboy below.
So I got to try the Warhammer beta this past week and the game, for what it is, is actually really entertaining. I mean they basically ripped off WOW in every aspect and just made it bigger, faster, stronger and better. More shiny and easier to jump into pvp at an early level. The thing that sold me is that the max level is 40, and you can get to the end doing zero PVE. Yeap doing nothing but PVP (world or battlegrounds) actually gives you more experience than doing PVE shit.
The first day I tried to login I was given this funny message:
PLEASE TRY LA, HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LA. BUT OKAY GAME I WILL KEEP TRYING. I WILL TRY WITH ALL MY MIGHT TO PLAY YOUR GAME.
Preordered the game last night, not sure what server I’ll end up on but if anyone out there is planning on playing lets coordinate a server to get on and own some fags like this was 1997. Bright Mage’s are pretty own.
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